Lots to talk about. Let's start with irony.
I was recently asked to perform at the class of '02 10 year reunion for the high school that I dropped out of. There's a fair amount of "epic win" buzzin… Read More
Lock-O-Clock
Written by Jay Chanoine, age 6 1/2
Newly revised and edited by Jay Chanoine, age 26 3/4
Foreword
Lock-O-Clock is perhaps my finest work. While his species is never mentioned … Read More
"Can't you hear those cavalry drums
Hijacking your equilibrium
Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
Where the pixilated doctors moan"
Beck - "Sexx Laws"
Dear Beck,
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING AB… Read More
We've reached the end of the last batch of shows I posted here and the next one will be up as soon as I confirm a few dates. My neglect for this site will seem worth it soon, I promise. There's new ma… Read More
The year was 1991. I was excited. Having recently discarded my kindergarten-overalls for a pair of big-boy-pants, I found myself at the dawn of a new era. Public school had arrived. Having a September… Read More