Jay Chanoine

Comedian & Pessimist

15,608,726 Dirty Looks Produced

Events

  • May 28, 2015 07:00pm

  • Altercation Punk Comedy Tour

  • JT Habersaat with Jay Chanoine, Lashonda Lester, The Beaumonts and more! 7-10pm
  • @ Opal Divines - Austin, Texas
  • Jun 2, 2015 09:00pm

  • Altercation Punk Comedy Tour

  • JT Habersaat's Altercation Punk Comedy Tour with Jay Chanoine and more!
  • @ Opolis - Norman, OK
  • Jun 3, 2015 08:00pm

  • Altercation Punk Comedy Tour

  • JT Habeersaat's Altercation Punk Comedy Tour with Jay Chanoine and more!!
  • @ Ryleigh's - Fayetteville, AR
  • Jun 4, 2015 08:00pm

  • Altercation Punk Comedy Tour

  • JT Habersaat's Altercation Punk Comedy Tour with Jay Chanoine and more!!
  • @ The Joint - North Little Rock, AR

Blog

The Empire Smokes Crack : A Press Release

(DISCLAIMER: I do not work for any company mentioned here in any capacity, nor have I ever. This is a work of fiction and is not to be taken seriously or even looked at for extended periods of time.) … Read More

UPDATES

Lots to talk about. Let's start with irony. I was recently asked to perform at the class of '02 10 year reunion for the high school that I dropped out of. There's a fair amount of "epic win" buzzin… Read More

Lock-O-Clock

Lock-O-Clock Written by Jay Chanoine, age 6 1/2 Newly revised and edited by Jay Chanoine, age 26 3/4 Foreword Lock-O-Clock is perhaps my finest work. While his species is never mentioned … Read More

A Letter To Beck Hansen

"Can't you hear those cavalry drums Hijacking your equilibrium Midnight snacks in the mausoleum Where the pixilated doctors moan" Beck - "Sexx Laws" Dear Beck, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING AB… Read More

*NEWS* Summer dates coming soon!

We've reached the end of the last batch of shows I posted here and the next one will be up as soon as I confirm a few dates. My neglect for this site will seem worth it soon, I promise. There's new ma… Read More